Offener Brief an ComfortWipe.com
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I’m extremely interested in you product comfort wipe, but before I order let me ask you some questions.
You’re absolutely rigtht – I’m so sick of paper-wiping! It is true that most of the time the tissue is too small or just doesn’t find the right position, so after wiping you find some excrements under your fingernails. You know one time, I was trying to put my contactlenses on and … well, forget about that.
What I really need to know: in your spot you are talking about the anatomically design. I think you were trying to imitate an asshole with your instant tissue grip, the openening at the front of the comfort wipe. But: you failed. I don’t know much about the american butt-anatomy, but me as a guy from Germany – I look different. Is it possible to get the comfort wipe with a more tiny instant tissue grip? And what about the release button: is it dangerous, to push the button while wiping (vacuum or something)? If not: can you please describe the feeling?
My last question: sadly, my size is about one and a half of the man in the trailer at min. 0:44. I’m not sure if he really gets on with the general 18 inches?! But one thing is for sure: I won’t! Can I order the comfort wipe in 36 inches? Or even better: 42, you never know. And don’t forget about the tiny instant tissue grip!
Hoping to receive a favorable answer,
(btw: I’m also looking forward to the “get a grip”-bonus device! Can I misuse that tool for comfort wiping as well?)
[Gestern Abend abgeschickt. Ich halte Euch auf dem Laufenden. Und ich freue mich schon auf meinen ComfortWipe-Testfilm! :)]